Two morons（低智商的白癡）stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies（虎皮鸚鵡）lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up（鸚鵡） on his arms.

After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding（滑翔傘） either."