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What driver doesn't have a license?  |
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If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?  |
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What side has the most feathers on a chicken?  |
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I took enough pills to kill a 500 pound man, why am I still alive?  |
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A plane crashed on the Texas and Oklahoma border, in which state were the surviviors buried?  |
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If a rooster is standing on top of a slanted roof of the barn and lays an egg, which way will the egg fall?  |
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?  |
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What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?  |
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What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?  |
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A butcher is 90 centimeters tall. What does he weigh?  |
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It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?  |
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Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?  |
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When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?  |
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What stinks when living and smells good when dead?  |
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Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?  |
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Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?  |
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What has a mouth but can't chew?  |
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A man was pushed out of an airplane, without a parachute. How was he able to survive?  |
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What is the noblest musical instrument?  |
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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?  |
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A man dies of dehydration in his own home. Why?  |
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If you had nine apples in one hand and five in the other, what would you have?  |
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What kind of fish can't swim at all?  |
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Why was the archeologist depressed?  |
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What did the ocean say to the beach?  |
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Do you know the fastest way to double your money?  |
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Do you know what happened when the wheel was invented?  |
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What is it that has a bottom at the top of them?  |
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What can you hold without ever using your arms or hands?  |
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Which side of a cow has the most hair?  |
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