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How can you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?  |
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How can you light a candle with a box of candles and no matches?  |
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If a neighbor's peacock laid an egg in your yard,whose egg would it be?  |
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What do you call an overweight pumpkin?  |
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Should you eat your soup with your right or left hand?  |
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What always speaks the truth but remains silent?  |
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What are a banker's favourite vowels?  |
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What animal took the most luggage into the Ark and what animal took the least?  |
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What are the largest ants in the world?  |
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What can have hundreds of limbs but can't walk?  |
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What breed of dog has no tail?  |
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What band can't play music?  |
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What can a man be that a woman can't?  |
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What cakes do children dislike?  |
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How does a ghost open his gate?  |
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When do people have two mouth?  |
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How do you know a photographer is always progressive?  |
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Why do you think doctors are mean?  |
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Why do carpenters think there's no such thing as gold in this world?  |
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What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?  |
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What time is it when a man is chased by ten dogs?  |
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What's even harder to catch if you run faster?  |
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How do you make a turtle fast?  |
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Why is an argument like a pen?  |
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Why do little birds in the nest agree with each other?  |
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What can fall on a lake yet not make ripples in the water?  |
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Why is the bride unhappy on her wedding day?  |
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